films that should be made
Thanks For All the Vomit
To Con a Vampire
Pants of a Pirate: the Cap’n McMessy Story
Rear Window 2: Extreme Peeping
Shakeup on Bile Street: The Human Digestive System
And why not even more colons:
The Lion King: The Musical: The Movie
The Lion King: The Musical: The Movie: the Board Game: The Zombie Musical
I like Thanks for All The Vomit: If you are ever looking to cast I could throw a couple of people your way.
Yeah, that’s what made me think of it, actually.
Glad I could supply you with some classy material, I could probably find you a lead roll for Pants of a Pirate: the Cap’n McMessy Story as well, on second thought I think I might keep that vile story to myself.
Oh, I think you should share.
More films!
Nipples of Tragedy
The Bells of St. Headache
The Bells of St. Headache already came out last year, and guess what, it sucked.
I know it’s not a funny title but I’m obsessed with the idea of a Mr. Destiny 2.
Maybe the Russians will finance it.
The Day the Munchkins Took Over
Beneath the Valley of the Planet of the Chartered Accountants
Professor McFarmer’s Hot Steamy All-Naked Animal Sex House
Mo’ sequels, mo’ problems…
Van Wilder 2: Van Wilder
The Second-to-Last Temptation of Christ
The Exorcist 5: Man, That Linda Blair Chick Sure Got Chunky
Dude, Where’s My Ski-Doo?
Dude, Where’s My Hovercraft?
Dude, Where’s My Paycheque?
Tango and Cash 2: X-Ray and Bravo
Oh good lord. Someday I hope to personally finance “Tango and Cash 2.” Stallone and Russell will be quite old, but hopefully still willing to do a shower scene.
Does This Look Infected To You?: The William Zabka Story
Hernias-A-Poppin’
Love Story 2: All Women Are Dirty Little Fuckhole Sluts
Adam Sandler Falls Down and Then Punches Someone
Ham!: The Musical
The Time Travellingest Monkey in the West
The Little Megaconglomerate That Could
David Crosby vs. Mechagodzilla
Sleep!: The Movie
Hot Lunch for Sankey
(this is my upcoming 9-act stageplay; I for one think it would make an excellent film.)
Hot Lunch huh?! I used to work at Planet Hollywood as a server and we used to yell “hot lunch coming through” as we carried the trays with plates on them through the restaurant, we assumed that the customers didn’t know what a “hot lunch” was but I got busted once by this old man, it was total jokes, after that incident we weren’t allowed to yell “hot lunch”anymore, instead it became “dirty sanchez” – that didn’t go over well with the customer either.
Whoa, I actually forgot about that meaning. Maybe I’ll change my play’s name – “Hot Treats for Sankey”. Or, maybe stick with the smutty title.
But I’m seriously considering renaming my upcoming novel, “Camel Toes and the Neverending Blumpie.”
Camel toe is sooo ’99, its all about the denim taco now.
Why Not a Spider Monkey Jesus?
Man Outruns Fireball
The Exceptionally-Long-But-Not-Quite-Neverending Story
Vaseline Smudges
Filth on the Lens
Hot Pants for Buddha
A 90-Minute-Long Ad for Pepsi, and Other Products
Constipatin’
Jimmmy Fucks Up and Dies Miserably
Three ‘M’s in Jimmmy
Spring Break Lawyer (oh wait, that’s already been made)
From an old comment on MeFi that captured my heart:
“Searching For Shitbag”
“Shitbag In Seattle”
“Deperately Seeking Shitbag”
“Crouching Tiger, Hidden Shitbag”
On reflection, I’m thinking “Van Wilder 2: Van Wilder” is hands-down the best movie title suggested here.
B-rock told me his scheme to re-release Wildcats, but do some special FX at the end so that nuclear armaggeddon breaks out and the team (and everyone else in the world) is vaporized before they acheive the climactic victory. A grim, challenging “retelling.” Also it is promoted as if it’s a new movie, no mention that it had already been released in 1986.
Sept. 11: The Musical*
Skanks for the Memories
The Matrix 3: The Matrix 6 (confusing)
Porkenstein
Alexander the Great Sandwich
My Poutine Kung Fu
The Flaying of Cap’n Rashy
Craptastic: Mimes vs. “Cats”
*sounds like it’s the 11th film in a franchise and you might not understand it unless you’ve seen sept. 1 through 10.
you should have a look over here:
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/straighttovideo/
and on a [sort of] related note, you might like to try this quiz:
http://www.filmwise.com/visual/computers_01.shtml
Damn, that straight to video page is where it’s at.