The Most Wanted Man In History: An Oral History Of the Hunt for Osama bin Laden

http://www.clickhole.com/article/most-wanted-man-history-oral-history-hunt-osama-bi-6204?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing

I don’t know where to begin with this masterful ClickHole piece. So, here:

Dick Cheney: One day I was watching a PBS telethon to raise money to send the California Raisins to massage school. It was a very enjoyable program, and at one point one of the California Raisins came on stage and talked about how he hated singing and he wanted to become a masseur so that he could give a massage to his whole family. Suddenly, the camera cuts to the people taking calls, and I gasp because one of the people working the phones at this PBS telethon was Osama bin Laden.