Sicilian Vampire: An uncomfortable, bizarre trip through Frank D’Angelo’s mind
Choice quotes:
D’Angelo stars as Santo Trafficante, a mobster whose life changes when he opens a box of bananas and is bitten by a vampire bat (this must be seen to be believed).
And:
<blockquote> <p>By the time it’s over, you feel like John Malkovich after leaving his own head in Being John Malkovich, except it’s Frank D’Angelo.</p> </blockquote>