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39 Breathtaking Photos of North America's Most Photogenic Mayor

All the top hits.

On Ford's Poll Numbers

From 308. His base “might have shrunk to a size that does not make him capable of winning.”

Notes from Mayor Ford's Crack Pipe, Update 428

Funny that I thought I could “deal” with this matter, in terms of posts to the site and in terms of time spent, by updating once a day. The story is too unstable though, unscripted, as unpredictable as a… well, as a crackhead. Notes made early yesterday seem almost quaint by the end of the day, after Doug Ford’s attacks on Police Chief Bill Blair, Rob Ford’s stunning admission of crack use, and then a teasingly dramatic press conference in which Ford failed to resign. Good summary of the day here, but odds are you know what happened.

What happens now? When Ford made his admission after months of stonewalling and lying, it came to mind that the timing must indicate some upcoming disclosure he was trying to get ahead of. There was news from the courts indicating information gathered in the wiretaps of Projects Traveller and Brazen 2 could soon be released. This would include alleged Ford dealer Lisi’s cellphone wiretap transcripts, so that will almost undoubtedly be more bad news for Ford.

City Hall is essentially trying to route around Ford at this point, with two different motions proposed – one that would strip the mayor of his powers to appoint the executive and committee chairs, essentially demoting him to lone-wolf councillor status. The other would force him to take a leave and seek help. Both have the support of his once-allies, but the former seems more likely to work. The longer he stays in, the more dirt will surface, the more negative international attention will accrue to our city, and the more unanimous the desire to get rid of him will be.

Other things of interest: that Vice article I posted yesterday has been disputed by both Towhey and Massoudi. Also, read Robyn Doolittle’s account of how the crack video story began.

One last thing: will Ford get re-elected? A lot of people are worried about this because there was the Forum poll that reported his support had gone up since Blair confirmed the crack tape exists. That was a 5% increase, within the margin of error and part of a poll that also reported a majority wanted him to resign. There is a more recent poll that has Ford losing all hypothetical 2014 races. Yes, Ford Nation still exists, but the borders are receding as time and dirt wears on. Ford won election with the support of a number of visible minorities, to say nothing of soft support across Toronto (including some 30% of downtowners who may not have realized just how much he was at war with them). As the dirt in the news wears on, no longer dismissable as some bizarre conspiracy, the contradictions in the Ford myth become harder to sustain.

OK, the fun part. The Daily Show’s take, and Colbert. Chris Farley tribute mayor!!

Rob Ford’s Office Hired a Hacker to Destroy the Crack Tape

From Vice. Well then – now we have hackers. All we need are aliens and sex crimes.

He admits it.

And another announcement coming shortly?

Rob Ford Gangland Notes Update 427

The Star has a couple good ones: Rob Ford may have paid bills for 15 Windsor Road, the crack house, and a mysterious email gap in Ford’s office in the days after news of the crack tape broke. Also, Ford was encouraged not to attend the police chief’s annual gala. That’s what happens when you dare the police to arrest you, I guess (although wouldn’t that be a nice spot for it?).

The story is back in the international media and figures heavily in US talk show monologues yesterday, although I don’t have video for any of those yet.

UPDATE: here’s a link to The Daily Show’s coverage.

We play with the Steam Machine, Valve's game console of the future

Fascinating look at a Machine prototype. It’s intended to give their existing Steam customers a way to play in the living room, and not (yet) to compete with the PS4 and Xbox.

Rob Ford Spiraling Towards Jail News Update Number 426

So, where were we? When he was tailed by a news helicopter on Friday I thought we were in the climax to Goodfellas and figured he would get busted soon, ideally after a horse chase with the Mounties. But no, he stopped to get a pepperoni stick and pronounced it “hot” and “good”. His executive council held a press conference where they basically said they were worried but wouldn’t say what they were going to do. Then on his radio show sunday he apologized, but not for what you were thinking maybe? Seems like he was apologizing for public drunkenness and distracted driving, but won’t quit drinking, isn’t an alcoholic or a drug addict but won’t say whether he’s ever done drugs, or what was in the packages he exchanged with Lisi in parking lots, forests and gas stations across Etobicoke.

This is why that’s not good enough – but you probably know that.

What happens now? First off, the Lisi ITO still contains some crazy redacted stuff, including the actual transcripts of Lisi’s wiretap and the interviews with the mayor’s staff. And, while the police can’t release the crack video while it’s evidence in a court case, there is another video that could theoretically be shown. Blair has said that Brazen 2 is still ongoing. This matter will hang over Ford and City Hall and indeed Toronto, until Ford is history.

New Plugin Allows Developers to Turn iOS Devices Into Bitcoin Mining Bots

That’s one way to make free work, I guess.

AUDIO: Toronto radio host thinks Rob Ford called in to defend Rob Ford

Probably not Rob Ford but maybe Randy Ford? Tee hee.

What the Fk Is Up in Toronto? – Esquire

Via

 <blockquote>        <p>Rob Ford represents the id. He represents big men who eat too much, party too much, don’t listen to mother, show up drunk. He serves an essential cultural service in a way. He is our growing pain. Toronto is coming of age hard and fast. It’s getting big and mean and the stakes involved in it are starting to become actually significant. It’s not a small town by the lake anymore. It’s the ninth most expensive city in the world. But we’ve had enough fun with mayor Ford by now. We need somebody real . The monsters have to go away eventually. Usually it’s the day after Halloween.</p>    </blockquote>

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Toronto Police Service :: News Release #27905

For those wondering who Lisi was extorting, “the accused made extortive efforts to retrieve a recording”.

Twelve highlights from police investigation into Rob Ford

Rob Ford video scandal: Police have the video that appears to show mayor smoking crack, Blair says

BOOM

Alexander Lisi drug arrest document released by Toronto police

This is the full doc.

Bitstrips Comics Dominate Facebook: Where Did They Come From?

Remember Bitstrips, the make-your-own-comic site that I was all into back in aught-eight? Shit is blowing up! I know for years they were focused on the educational market but more recently they did a Facebook app and then an iOS/Android version. Suddenly they have 10 million users and are being called “the new Instagram”. I know these guys – congrats to Ba and Shahan. Maybe I’ll have to resume “My Two Terminator Dads” to celebrate. (thanks, y)

A Don Mills Subway for Toronto

Great post from Steve Munro arguing for a rebranding of the Downtown Relief Line, and for it to run all the way to Eglinton & Don Mills, to prevent the misconception that it is a line for downtown “elites”. More detail on his own site as well.

Rob Ford: Judge orders partial release of document that could link Toronto mayor with police investigation

There is probably going to be some (partially) juicy Rob Ford news tomorrow.

Daring Fireball: The iPad Air

It’s so much lighter that it’s a credible alternative to the Mini for a light, portable iPad. Well that makes for some challenging decisions.

How to Cut the Poverty Rate in Half (It's Easy)

Basic income, bitches.

The Magical iPad

questions why the iPad was somewhat undersold at the latest Apple keynote

Computers Are Going To Disappear

Not a surprise to the sci-fi reader, but telling that this is the stage we are now entering. Today I have read articles about a programmable robot for four-year-olds and how soon we will be wearing ten computers each. It is time for small-scale AIs, computer learning, swarms of little, cheap devices everywhere.

Is Google building a hulking floating data center in SF Bay?

Looks like they’re finally building a floating death ray and/or scientology-style sea fortress

Interactive: Toronto Transit – choose your better way

Here’s a fun transit construction doodad that allows you to participate in the great lines-on-maps-that-never-amount-to-anything fantasyland of Toronto transit planning, by choosing which Toronto transit lines to build, talling up the cost, and then getting discouraged and building nothing. Mine is below, and is fairly conservative, if a complete pipe dream – all currently underway Big Move projects, replacing the Scarborough subway extension with the originally planned LRT, and adding the eastern jag of the DRL. So really only $5-billion of extra construction, despite what the thing says. The big question mark is what in the hell we are doing building this Pearson-Union Express nonsense when it could probably function as a proper transit line and do a lot more good.