Pitchfork Reviews Reviews – watering the carnivorous garden elizabeth bought me
‘i came in to work today and told the security guard that my girlfriend broke up with me and he said “i’m so sorry man, really” and i said “thanks but it’s not like that” and he said “well fuck that bitch anyways” and i said “it’s not really like that either” and then he said he’s gonna take me to a strip club after work and i said “okay let’s do it”’