Knockoff brands always make me laugh, whether it’s Sorny or Toasted Oat Os. So I wound up thinking about The Asylum today, the studio that produces ‘mockbusters’ (which I’ve mentioned here before), and I checked in to catch up on their recent output. Highlights:

• The Day the Earth Stopped
• Sunday School Musical
• Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls
• 30,000 Leagues Under the Sea
• The Terminators
• and the confusing Transmorphers 2 in 3D.

What, no Dank Knight starring Heath Leggings and Bristian Cale? Missed revenue opportunity, fellas.