Angry Robot

The Keychainsaw™

would be exactly as it sounds: a keychain with a pocket-sized chainsaw attached. Perfect for cutting holes in thin doors, slicing stale baguettes, vagrant robbery, rodent butchery or mob-style finger removal.

2 comments on "The Keychainsaw™"

  1. juice says:

    i’m guessing this exists somewhere Dspot. Search & betcha it’s out there.

  2. D says:

    Hey! Browsing through the archives, are ya? See anything you like back here? Everything must go! No offer too low!

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