Oh My Gentle Jesus
Like Milli Vanilli, something one’s mind should never be exposed to: the most disgustingest story ever told. Seriously, don’t read this. (via Brittney)
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Like Milli Vanilli, something one’s mind should never be exposed to: the most disgustingest story ever told. Seriously, don’t read this. (via Brittney)
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Yuck, and of course, not true.
“At that point, she held a lighter under the creature’s face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion.”
man, you’d have to be some kind of magician to light a lighter underwater…
or you’d have to be some kind of crazy yoga master to have all of this happening out of the water while in the tub…
Nonetheless, I had trouble eating shrimp last night.
yeah, i think i’ll cancel my lobster-masturbation session tomorrow…
Yes, and also, stay away from air pumps.
I know when I get good and squirmy my first thought is to use fresh, live lobster.
For my money, you can’t beat a huge, throbbing pile of sea monkeys.
For me, it’s all about the snapping turtles. Now that’s “alive with pleasure”.
Whatever happened to a good, old fashioned can of tuna?
tuna’s boring.
it’s all about the swordfish, baby…